17th September, 2011
Posted by Navin Harish - No Comments
And I thought that virginity is binary thing, either you are a virgin or you are not. Now I realize that you can be “extra virgin” as well.
This is not all, the virginity comes in degrees as well. I guess it is just a matter of time before the virginity crosses the 100% limit as well. Just like a manager in a critical projects demands 200% commitment and the cricket team is supposed to be 110% fit before the start of a series, you will have people expecting more than 100% virginity.
Imagine Al-Qaeda giving pep talk to the suicide bomber “And when you destroy the Embassy of the infidels, you will go to heaven and get 7 virgins each and one of them raising his hand “Excuse me, but will they be 100% virgins”